Jun 12 2015

Joke Friday

Thxs to everyone for there good wishes for my 1st breathday :-) I wouldn't have made it without the brilliant support I received on this site xoxoxoxox

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
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Jun 11 2015

Stats Update 366 days smokefree

Smokefree days: 366 days
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 4758
Total savings: $4,293.00

Can you believe it I actually forgot my 1yr Anniversary yesterday!!!!!!! un friggin believable LOL

Well a day late, but definitely not a dollar short!!!!!! check out the money saved, were is it?????
I don't know how I ever afforded to smoke, crazy isn't it, it must be in the new clothes I have in my wardrobe, restaurants and week-ends away because it sure isn't in my bank account hehehehe

To all you quitters out there, a year on in all my wisdom I can honestly say it was so worth it!!!!!!
all the angst, hardship and pain and there is a LOT of that isn't there!!!!! but once you get past the 1st 3 days, then the 1st 3 mths I would say for me 30% (the 1st & worst bit) is won.
Then 6mths that goes up to 60% and so much easier, between then and a year a few moments but way fewer and further between, I think I am 90% done the other 10% will be constant surveillance and breathing through any tough times to stay quit.

Thanks so much to all you fellow quitters for all your wonderful support specially in those 1st 3mths
If it wasn't for quitline I would not be quit now..... I am positive of that, I would be poorer, unhealthier and still chained to a horrible disgusting habit.

Guys persevere it is SO SO SO worth it. Good luck to you all xoxoxoxox
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Jun 5 2015

Joke Friday 4 days to go b4 Im 1yr quit

Laughing is so important to quitting!!!!! don't lose your sense of humour, I know its hard but keep laughing:

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Have a great NOSE week-end (not one smoke evaaaaa!!!!!!)
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May 8 2015

Okay Friday Joke Post

Bet you missed by bad jokes ah!!!!!!!

I said to my father: "Dad, I want to get married."
He said: "Alright son, who do you want to marry?"
I said: "I'd like to marry Miss Green".
He said: "You can't".
I said: "Why not?"
He said: "She's your half-sister. When I was a lad I had a bike and I got around a bit."
I said: "Alright, I'll marry Miss White."
He said: "You can't, she's your half-sister. Forget about it."
Well, I was a bit despondent and I walked around and my mum said to me: "What's wrong with you?"
I said: "Well, I said to Dad I wanted to marry Miss Green and he said I couldn't because she's my half-sister. I said, "All right, I'll marry Miss White." He said: 'You can't, she's your half-sister."
She said: "Look, you go and marry which one you like. He's not your father anyway!"
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May 8 2015

Hey everyone hope all is going well with your nonsmoking plan

Just thought I would touch base with everyone and let you know I am doing great and still quit!!!!!!!
In fact I have 33days to go and I will be having my 1yr anniversary, so excited about that :-)
Hope everyone is going well, stick to your guns it gets easier and easier, every now and then I still have my little moments but nothing like in the 1st 3mths which I thought were the hardest.
for me the real tests were the 3rd day, the 3rd week and 3rd mth, that old dreaded 333 if you can push past those you can make it.

My husband said he had a dream last night that he caught me smoking and he was so disappointed and angry with me!!!!! just as well it was a dream ah. Its what made me sign in this morning check my stats and say hi to everyone.

All my best wishes to everyone, stay at it!!!!!!
Funny I thought giving up smoking was the hardest thing I would every do but I actually had more success there than losing weight!!!!!! go figure, wish there was a really good online group I could join if anyone knows of one let me know.

Cheers and keep at it. :-) you can do this!
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Mar 5 2015

Hey everyone hope all is going well with your nonsmoking plan

checked my stats today for the 1st time in a while and am amazed to discover its only been 10mths, it feel like forever!!!!!!!
Every now and again though that nico-demon will bite me but so far so good ;-)
Keep the faith, work the 4D's and you will get there, feeling so good and proud of myself, come join me :-)
Smokefree days: 268 days
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 3484
Total savings: $3,159.00
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Jan 19 2015

Hey all you nonsmokers out there you are all champions Youve made the best choice ever

Hey everyone haven't been on for ages and have really missed it, been on hols and working pretty hard when not partying holidaying LOL.

Had a bit of a tough time over the hols, on more than one occasion I really got the urge but had a good think about how hard the quit was and thought NOPE not happening not going back there.
I hope everyone else got through this tough time OK if not chin up New Years resolution, restart, convict. WIN.

Nana see you are heading for your six mths well done what a champ I am 7 mths now :-)

Come on all your quitters out there we can do this!!!!!! Holidays over reconnect, remember the four D's.
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Dec 23 2014

HO HO HO all my fine quit buddies

Was looking for a good Xmas or Santy joke but I couldn't find one, they are all so bad!!!!!!!

Well its that time of year, we must stay strong, its been ages since I've had a bad "wanting to smoke" moment, but I have had a couple already!!!!!!
Its just that time of year, family, friends, fun, food and drinks it can all add up to being a bit of emotional roller coaster which can have some serious repercussions on us now "Non Smokers" LOL

Well I wish you guys all the best, Lets all stay strong, We can do this, yeh put big girl pants on, go hard or go home, drink some concrete and toughen up, OK I feel better already!!!!

Merry Xmas all you wonderful, strong quitters :-) See you in the new years, still as Non-Smokers/Quitters
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Nov 21 2014

A joke for all you ladies out there and hopefully a chuckle for you guys

'Do you know how many middle-aged men go out for a pint of milk and never come home? Not enough
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Nov 7 2014

Joke for the Weekend and also a truism for us nonsmokers

'My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.'
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